We’re almost a month in! Today I’ve got another discount emporium rose, this time from Costco. Here’s the Kirkland brand 2016 Cotes de Provence Rosé:
Bottle: 3.5/5 – Simple, clean, and nice traditional bottle shape, traditional, but not super exciting.
Color: 4.5/5 – Textbook pale melon color.
Chugability: 4/5 – Like one of those starlets who Juvederms herself into Uncanny Valley territory at age 27, this is classic, light, refreshing, peachy, and also kind of wan and boring. I want to mess up its hair a little.
Price to Quality Ratio: 4.5/5 – At $8.99, this is a great value for a textbook rosé.
Overall Score: 16.5/20. Nice work, Costco!
Goes With: One of those jewelry parties you get wrangled into attending. She’s a friend of a friend who is annoyingly perfect, and she and all of her friends make you wonder if you’re living your life correctly because you’re single and don’t own a blowdryer. Help!